I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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