speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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