i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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