i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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