I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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