Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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