I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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