Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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