dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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