It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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