I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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