I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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