hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
What a dumb baby whore.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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