She's JV to your varsity
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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