I wish i was in the wii world.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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