I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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