I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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