We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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