Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Your dad touched me again.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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