he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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