you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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