their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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