this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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