She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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