Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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