Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
