Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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