In the future we'll all be gay
just come out here and I will go home with you...
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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