well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
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