The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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