remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
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