So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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