i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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