And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Randomize
