Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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