sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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