my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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