Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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