i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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