have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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