we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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