apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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