Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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