talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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