just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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