Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
PS: I just woke up from my shower
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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