Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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