Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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