Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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