Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Randomize
