do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
