i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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