love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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