At least make sure they are 18
Why
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
