Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I touched a dick in church today
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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