I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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