What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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