I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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