rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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