Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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